I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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