ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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