My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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