I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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