We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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