So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
