I need help removing her.
even my farts smell like vagina
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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