what day is it and did you see me today?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it's great music for shaving your balls
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I can't turn off my feet"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
