I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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