So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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