Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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