Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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