Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
