i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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