Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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