One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There's always time for handjobs
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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