All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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