Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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