We're like a lot better than the average bears
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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