Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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