I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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