God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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