doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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