We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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