I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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