3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Randomize
