so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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