My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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