told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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