I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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