Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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