suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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