I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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