Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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