her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
