please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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