I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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