at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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