You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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