I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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