So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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