Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my being single is dangerous.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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