Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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