Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
When are your genitals available?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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