YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Me too!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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