That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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