Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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