He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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