Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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