Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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