Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm really into asian looking animals
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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