is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
