pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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