So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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