That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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