Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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