It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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